Name: Danijel Pranjic
Age: 27
Position: Left winger
Current club: Hereenveen
Proposed fee: n/a
Because somebody needs to take him out of this shitty-looking shirt.
Update: Unhappy-looking Danijel has got his wish and will now dump this humiliating piece of Umbro fashion for the mighty red kit of Bayern Munich. That alone justifies celebration.